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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave on the Republican Candidates

Oct 20, 2011

Jay Leno: "Herman Cain is surging in the polls. Many polls have him ahead of Mitt Romney. He hasn't said who he would choose as his running mate yet, but according to a report, he's had several meetings with Papa John."

David Letterman: "Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda."

Jay Leno: "Rick Perry's advisers said he prepared for the last debate by getting a lot more sleep. Apparently, he did it during the debate."

Conan O'Brien: "Yesterday, President Obama's teleprompter was stolen. Police are on the lookout for a thief who's eloquent and spreading a message of hope."

 

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