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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

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Jay and Dave on the 'Undecideds'

Oct 26, 2012

David Letterman: "On Monday night the debate was all about the undecideds, but here's what happened. The undecideds decided not to watch."

Jay Leno: "I have to admit, I was one of those undecideds. I couldn't decide whether to watch the baseball game or the football game."

Jay Leno: "One of President Obama's winning points in the debate was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama."

Jay Leno: "Experts say the entire 2012 election could come down to just eight states. Those states are: confusion, dismay, depression, apathy, shock, disbelief, despair, and anxiety."

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