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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Jimmy on Christmas in Washington

Dec 14, 2011

David Letterman: "Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is going away for 14 years in prison. His barber got the death penalty."

Craig Ferguson: "Blagojevich was convicted of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant senate seat. If he had waited a few years, he could probably sell it back to Barack Obama."

Jay Leno: "President Obama is getting some flak for his planned 17-day Christmas vacation. That's a long time, 17 days. I mean, even Mary and Joseph only took the day off for Christmas."

Jimmy Fallon: "The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, there's a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget."

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