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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Jimmy on Man versus Machine

Feb 18, 2011

Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama was in San Francisco, meeting with a group of technology executives, including Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. Their goal is to figure out how to create new jobs, to replace jobs that have been lost as a result of everyone spending all their time at work on Facebook."

Jimmy Kimmel: "The President hopes that, based on the success of programs like FarmVille, a million new imaginary jobs can be created by the year 2012."

Jimmy Fallon: "Arkansas Congressman Steve Womack has proposed cutting funding for President Obama's teleprompter. Oh man, when Obama finds out, he's going to be speechless."

Jay Leno: "Watson the computer crushed its human opponents on 'Jeopardy!' This is the greatest victory of machine over man since the election of Arnold Schwarzenegger."

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