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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay Looks at Obama's Approval Rating

Aug 13, 2010

Jay Leno: "The New Orleans Saints visited the White House. They presented President Obama with a Saints jersey with the number 44, in honor of his approval rating."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Everyone is talking about Steven Slater, the flight attendant who cursed at a passenger, grabbed two beers, and slid down the escape slide, in what may be the best resignation ever. In fact, he's so good at quitting, they're thinking about making him the next governor of Alaska."

Jay Leno: "If anyone is looking for a job, there's an opening for a flight attendant at JetBlue. … Steven Slater, the famous JetBlue flight attendant, dropped so many F-bombs on that plane that he got a thumbs-up from Joe Biden."

Craig Ferguson: "Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles."

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