Jay Looks at the Bright Side of the Recession

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama said he was always getting in trouble when he was in middle school. In fact, Obama said he talked so much during class, the teacher had to take away his teleprompter."

Jay Leno: "Due to the recession, there are now 15,000 fewer lawyers in the U.S. No one ever talks about the good things that come from a recession."

Jay Leno: "Newt Gingrich has started a website to gauge whether he should start an exploratory committee to determine whether he should run for President. This is just the type of firm, decisive leadership this country needs."

Conan O'Brien: "A flight attendant was fired from Virgin Airlines for placing a baby in an overhead compartment. To be fair, the baby did not fit under the seat."