Jay Looks at the Stormy Convention

Jay Leno: "It looks like Hurricane Isaac has delayed the Republican convention for one day. This is a big storm. In fact, Isaac has scared more senior citizens than Paul Ryan."

Jay Leno: "Some of the Republicans, I think, are overreacting to Hurricane Isaac. Like, today, Rick Santorum was seen gathering up two of every animal."

Jay Leno: "Herman Cain was in Tampa. When a reporter asked him if Isaac reminded him of Katrina, he said, 'I never even met the woman.'"

Jay Leno: "Last week, President Obama met with the White House press corps for only the second time this year. He said he would have met with them more, but he's been so busy campaigning, he didn't have time to write their questions."