Jay Says the U.S. Has Money to Burn
Dec 08, 2010
Jay Leno: "President Obama's pledge to have the most transparent administration in history has come true. Thanks to WikiLeaks."
Jay Leno: "What kind of name is WikiLeaks? It sounds like a Hawaiian guy that's incontinent."
Jay Leno: "Because of a printing error, a billion new $100 bills have to be destroyed. They're going to burn $100 billion dollars — just like they did with the last stimulus program."
David Letterman: "Willie Nelson was arrested for possession of marijuana. Nothing yet on bin Laden, but we got Willie Nelson."