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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jimmy and Jay on the Republican Endgame

Jan 10, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel: "The remaining Republican candidates were in New Hampshire this weekend, where they had two debates in the span of 12 hours. And this is just the regular season. Wait until the playoffs."

Jay Leno: "Even though Rick Perry came in fifth in Iowa, he is not quitting. He said it's on to South Carolina. And then he said, 'Which way is that?'"

Jimmy Kimmel: "Herman Cain is back. He's planning to tour the country in a bus, which sounds like his wife has kicked him out of the house."

Jay Leno: "A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a reminder to anybody on her staff that there is a right way and a wrong way to polish sterling silver."

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