Jobs and Pumpkins Are Both Hard to Find
Oct 07, 2011
Craig Ferguson: "Happy anniversary to President Obama and the first lady. They had a nice private dinner to celebrate the 19th anniversary of the last time someone said 'yes' to an Obama proposal."
Jay Leno: "Obama says his new jobs bill will be more successful than his last jobs bill. Let's not set that bar too high."
David Letterman: "We have a pumpkin shortage in the United States. Thanks a lot, Obama."
Conan O'Brien: "Hallmark has launched a line of recession-themed cards that say, 'Sorry you lost your job.' The good news is, the cards come pre-addressed to your congressman."
