Late-Night Jokes about a Late-Night Endorsement
May 10, 2012
Conan O'Brien: "Rick Santorum finally endorsed Mitt Romney at 11:00 last night. When reached for comment, Santorum said, 'When I can't sleep, I try endorsing Mitt Romney for President and it puts me right out.'"
Conan O'Brien: "Apparently Santorum endorsed Romney via e-mail. That just makes Santorum one of the 10 million guys ashamed of what he did late last night on his computer."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Santorum woke up this morning and said, 'I endorsed who?'"
Jay Leno: "New predictions out today claim 42% of Americans will be obese by the year 2030. They say the only way to stop that is for the government to step in. Oh, yeah. When it comes to trimming the fat and tightening your belt, what better way than the U.S. government?"