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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

March Madness: It's More than Just Sports

Mar 23, 2011

Jay Leno: "Remember when President Obama said we can’t fight two wars and vowed to change our policy? Well, he did. Now we’re fighting three wars."


Jay Leno: "The situation is deteriorating in Libya and Japan and the stock market is collapsing worldwide. President Obama finally took decisive action. He named Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh as his Final Four."

Jay Leno: "Surprisingly, March Madness is not that big in the Middle East. Because they have April Madness, May Madness, June Madness, and more."

Jay Leno: "Life expectancy in the U.S. has risen to a new record of 78.2 years. The bad news is, the average age a person has to work to before they can retire is now 78.3 years."

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