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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

More Jokes for Your Post-Election Hangover

Nov 15, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel: "The election has been over for a week, and already there's a new survey that says Hillary Clinton is favored to win the Iowa caucuses in 2016. You'd think they could have at least waited until we peeled the 'I voted' stickers off our jackets."

David Letterman: "James Bond beat Abraham Lincoln at the box office. Boy, it's really been a lousy week for Republicans, hasn't it?"

Jay Leno: "Both parties in Washington now agree that our country is headed toward a 'fiscal cliff.' The bad news: We just elected a guy whose campaign slogan was 'Forward.'"

Seth Meyers: "According to poll data, President Obama's victory was due largely to his popularity with both college students and the unemployed. So basically, Obama became President the same way Budweiser became the King of Beers."



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