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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

One Way to Wake Up a President

May 29, 2012

Jay Leno: "President Obama gave the commencement speech at Barnard College the other day. He told graduates their future is bright unless they want jobs."

Conan O'Brien: "Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg got married a couple of days ago. At the wedding, his bride wore a dress that cost nearly $5,000. That is, until the dress went public. Now it's worth $2,000."

Jimmy Fallon: "While attending meetings in Chicago last week, President Obama stayed in a hotel instead of his own house. It was annoying, though: When he asked for a wake-up call, they just showed him his latest poll numbers."

Jay Leno: "According to a new study, the average member of Congress can only speak at a tenth grade level. Which is worse than it sounds, because the average tenth grader speaks at a third grade level."

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