What Happens to Undiscovered Easter Eggs?
Apr 11, 2012
Jimmy Kimmel: "Thirty thousand kids and their parents participated in the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, which has been going on for years. At this point, there has to be thousands of undiscovered Easter eggs on the lawn of the White House. Future civilizations will think we were ruled by chickens."
Jay Leno: "The earth's population is now well past 7 billion people. And still, the Republicans can't find one candidate they really like."
Jay Leno: "According to a new book, Gov. Rick Perry of Texas used painkillers to help him get through the Republican debates. Hey pal, join the club!"
Jay Leno: "President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Why didn't they use inside information to pay off the $15 trillion debt?"