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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Who Will Replace Hillary?

Nov 27, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "Facebook and the Department of Labor have teamed up for a new app that displays job openings. It'll be weird when people find a job because of Facebook, then get fired from that job for using Facebook, then use Facebook to find another job."

Jay Leno: "There are reports that President Obama will name Massachusetts Senator John Kerry to be the next secretary of defense. Apparently this is part of America's new defense strategy to bore our enemies to death."

Jay Leno: "This whole Petraeus scandal has changed the way the White House does business. Like, you know the Situation Room? It's now the Compromising Situation Room."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Colorado and Washington just legalized marijuana. If Hostess can't figure out a way to make money off of that, then maybe they shouldn't be in the snack cake industry."

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