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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

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Jay Leno: "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won in Arizona and Michigan. Romney was so excited, he almost loosened his tie."

Jay Leno: "It was leap day Tuesday. This is God's way of punishing us by making the election year even longer."

Jimmy Fallon: "Tuesday marked the 158th anniversary of the Republican Party — while Wednesday marked the 158th Republican debate."

David Letterman: "Rick Santorum thinks that global warming, climate change, is a hoax. Let me ask you something, Rick. If you think global warming and climate change is a hoax, how do you explain those sleeveless sweaters?"

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