Jay Leno: "Herman Cain is surging in the polls. Many polls have him ahead of Mitt Romney. He hasn't said who he would choose as his running mate yet, but according to a report, he's had several meetings with Papa John."
David Letterman: "Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda."
Jay Leno: "Rick Perry's advisers said he prepared for the last debate by getting a lot more sleep. Apparently, he did it during the debate."
Conan O'Brien: "Yesterday, President Obama's teleprompter was stolen. Police are on the lookout for a thief who's eloquent and spreading a message of hope."