Jimmy Fallon: "Today President Obama used his executive privilege to withhold documents about a weapons operation called 'Fast and Furious.' I don't know what's scarier: that we can't see those documents or that the government is naming operations after Vin Diesel movies."
Jay Leno: "John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. How does that make Kerry feel? 'Hey, John, we need a guy who is kind of stiff, out of touch, and a flip-flopper. Just be yourself.'"
Conan O'Brien: "The Obama campaign unveiled a new ad to target Hispanics. It's basically the President saying, "Yo soy el hombre who killed Osama bin Laden."
Jay Leno: "In Chicago, some protesters told reporters they're being paid by Democrats to chant anti-Romney slogans. Who says President Obama isn't creating any new jobs?"