A few late-nite jokes
Sep 03, 2009
Jimmy Fallon: "Things are getting tough for President Obama. Every day, he slips a couple of points in the approval. He's now at 45%, mainly because of this health care thing. You know things are bad. Today, Bo refused to go to the vet if he had to use the public option."
Conan O'Brien: "Of course, the health care debate is raging. And yesterday, John McCain spoke to nearly 100 doctors and nurses. ... It wasn't a political meeting. It was McCain's annual checkup."
Conan O'Brien: "A spokesperson for Sarah Palin says she's about 85% finished with her book...which means that Sarah Palin is finished with her book."