A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Chuckles from Conan
Jul 02, 2009
“Obviously, ladies and gentlemen, a lot of very sad news in the last 24 hours, but it is our job, you know, here at ‘The Tonight Show,’ to keep things light to try to entertain you, which is why I’m particularly thrilled that Governor Sanford of South Carolina is keeping up his end of the bargain.”
Conan O’Brien: “Earlier today, Sanford apologized to his cabinet for having the affair with an Argentinean woman. And in response, his cabinet members said, ‘An apology is not good enough, we want photos.’”
Conan O’Brien: “In Iran…opposition groups have announced that from now on, they’re going to hold their protest rallies online. … Protestors say they’re going to overthrow the Iranian regime, then they’re going after that YouTube cat that plays the piano.”