Conan & Fallon Funnies
Aug 10, 2009
"This is actually a true story. It was in the news today. The latest slang dictionary reports that the word Obama means 'cool,' as in 'you are so Obama.' ... Also gaining popularity: the phrase 'shut your Biden-hole.'"
Jimmy Fallon: "A very happy birthday to President Obama, who turns 48 tomorrow. ... As a special gift, Joe Biden is giving him 24 hours of complete silence."
Jimmy Fallon: "Hey, at a concert in Washington, DC, Paul McCartney dedicated the song 'Michelle' to Michelle Obama. And then, I thought this was sweet, he dedicated the song 'Taxman' to Barack."