Dave and Jimmy on the Fourth, the World Cup, and iPhones
Jul 06, 2010
"July 4 is when America combines our two favorite pastimes: alcohol and explosives."
"All across the country, it was iPhone mania. Thousands and thousands of people lined up for the new iPhone. Meanwhile, out in Arizona, John McCain was on line for a pay phone."
"For the second day, there were no World Cup games. I missed the sound of vuvuzelas so much that I taped a beehive to my head."
"Larry King is leaving 'Larry King Live' this fall and the truth is, no one can really fill his shoes — if he even wears shoes. I've never seen his feet, I don't know."