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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Funnies from late-nite shows

Sep 02, 2009

Conan O'Brien: "Reporters in Washington are saying that President Obama's hair has gotten visibly grayer in the seven months since he took office. ... Amazingly, each of his gray hairs is the result of a black hair and a white hair being brought together by Obama last year."

David Letterman: "It's interesting to me that since they've been out of office, Dick Cheney has really got his nose out of joint. Have you noticed this? He's out there. He's upset. He's attacking people. He's shooting his mouth off. And now he is criticizing the Obama Administration for looking into the CIA torture policy. ... He says...'You shouldn't be looking into the CIA torturing policy.' He made that announcement, then...he went back to his private island to hunt human prey."

Craig Ferguson: "Jenna Bush was hired as a correspondent for the 'Today' show. People wonder if her dad was a factor in her getting the job. If he was, it looks like she overcame it and got the job anyway."

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