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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Jimmy on Oil and Jobs

Jul 19, 2010

Jay Leno: "We have some wonderful news. BP announced it successfully capped the oil leak. The oil leak has stopped. I am so glad they were able to nip this thing in the bud."

Jay Leno: "Before they capped it, BP had to test the integrity of the well, which I believe is the first time 'BP' and 'integrity' have ever been used in the same sentence."

Jimmy Fallon: "BP says it finally stopped the oil from leaking. And if we've learned anything in the last three months, it's that whatever BP says, BP says."

Jay Leno: "The White House announced today that the stimulus package saved 3 million jobs. But they said there's still more jobs that need to be saved President Obama's, Joe Biden's, Harry Reid's, Nancy Pelosi's…"

 

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