Jokes from Fallon & Letterman
Apr 13, 2010
"Hey, here's another deal going on over at the Jacob Javitz Center. It's the annual New York City Auto Show. I like the new tiny cars. ... Like the gas-saving, the tiny little semi-hybrid electric things with the fewer seats. You know, they have fewer seats, just like the Democrats after November, fewer seats."
Jimmy Fallon: "Under President Obama's new airport security plan, anyone traveling to the US will be stopped if they match the description of a potential terrorist. Wait, we weren't doing this already?"
Jimmy Fallon: "Last night, President Obama gave a speech at the Boston Opera House. It was a long night, because you know what they say about the opera: 'It ain't over until the fat lady gets lectured on her eating habits by Michelle Obama.'"