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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late Nite Humor

Jan 06, 2009
David Letterman: "I have a five-year-old son...and I'm a little nervous because I think he was disappointed for Christmas morning. Yup, because after he opened his gifts, he started throwing shoes at me."

Craig Ferguson: “President-elect Obama made a huge announcement this week. He's going to travel to his inauguration by train. I know! This is a big surprise because everybody thought Obama was going to get to the inauguration by walking on water but apparently he is taking the train. I think this is inspiring instead of ‘I think I can, I think I can, I think I can’ Barack Obama's train goes ‘yes we can, yes we can.’”

 

Craig Ferguson: “Obama says he is traveling by train because trains are a symbol of America's history. Also, the federal government is out of money and can't afford plane tickets.”

Conan O’Brien: “‘Oprah Winfrey is not only planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration, she says she's currently looking for a house to buy in Washington, D.C. She's going to buy a house there,. Oprah said she's found a nice little cottage at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.”


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