Aug 31, 2009
Conan O'Brien: "Yesterday in Arizona, Sen. John
McCain...had an out of control woman thrown out of a town hall meeting
because she wouldn't stop yelling at him. ... I'm guessing he still hasn't
patched things up with Sarah Palin."
Conan O'Brien: "Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke
has been a victim of identity theft. ... His credit card company became
suspicious when they noticed repeated purchases of large, failing American
David Letterman: "Federal Reserve Chairman Ben
Bernanke" will "serve four more years, or until the United States
becomes a colony of China."