Dave Locates Obama's Birth Certificate

David Letterman: "President Obama was speaking at the U.N. and no one could tell if it was a calm, measured address or an angry tirade."

David Letterman: "The premiere of 'Hawaii Five-O' was a great episode. The cops were looking around and they accidentally stumbled upon Obama’s birth certificate."

Jay Leno: "Larry Summers, President Obama's top economic adviser, is stepping down. So finally some good economic news. I'll tell ya, Summers didn't want to leave, but apparently he was out of bad ideas."

Jay Leno: "Summers is actually the third Obama economic adviser to leave the White House since July. In face, the only jobs opening up these days are for White House economic advisers."