Flying Elbows and Holiday Shopping
Dec 01, 2010
Craig Ferguson: "President Obama needed 12 stitches after taking an elbow to the mouth during a basketball game, but he learned a valuable lesson: Don't get in the way of Hillary's tomahawk jab."
Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama took an elbow to the face last week and had to get 12 stitches. He was in line at Best Buy trying to get a $49 Blu-ray player."
Conan O'Brien: "Monday was a big online shopping day called 'Cyber Monday.' Immediately followed by 'Identity Theft Tuesday.'"
Conan O'Brien: "Time Warner Cable is testing a premium service that sets a specific time for the installer to arrive. The two times available are winter and spring."