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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay & Co. 'Congratulate' Romney

Jan 13, 2012

Jay Leno: "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary Tuesday night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds and run for president of the United States."

Craig Ferguson: "Romney's win in New Hampshire means that he received seven delegates and a wagon full of maple syrup."

David Letterman: "I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Ron Paul finished second. Paul says if he can sustain those kinds of numbers...and if his message continues to resonate...and if Mitt Romney gets hit with a dump truck, he could still win this thing."

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