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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Conan Observe the Holidays

Dec 03, 2010

Jay Leno: "President Obama announced a two-year pay freeze for all federal employees. This means the next time the TSA agent is reaching into your pockets, he's looking for spare change."

Jay Leno: "President Obama received 12 stitches in his lip after being elbowed in the mouth during a basketball game. Out of force of habit, he blamed George Bush."

Jay Leno: "The annual 'Christmas Village' in Philadelphia has been renamed the 'Holiday Village.' In fact, they're not Santa's reindeer anymore...they're now 'nondenominational venison.'"

Conan O'Brien: "President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim."

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