Jay Explains Why We're in Trouble
Oct 01, 2010
Jay Leno: "President Obama said today that education is the key to our economic turnaround. He said once Americans start getting smarter, the economy will start to improve. So you know what that means: we are screwed."
David Letterman: "Rahm Emanuel is leaving the Obama administration. He wants to become mayor of Chicago. If you're mayor of Chicago, that means you report directly to Oprah."
Jimmy Fallon: "A new poll found that 41 percent of Americans don't know who the Vice President is. In reponse, Joe Biden was like, "All right, at least give me a hint."
Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama has listed the songs on his iPod. The Tea Partiers are checking to see if 'Born in the USA' is on the list."