The End of the World that Wasn't
Dec 27, 2012
Jay Leno: "A close friend of mine said his doctor gave him less than two weeks to live. But it turns out his doctor's a Mayan. He says that to everybody."
David Letterman: "Wal-Mart announced that on apocalypse day they would open at midnight. I think the Mayan calendar is becoming too commercialized, don't you?"
Jimmy Kimmel: "I do most of my holiday shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I'm doing it so I get the whole holiday shopping experience."
Jimmy Fallon: "Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper signed an amendment that officially legalized marijuana in the state. Stoners took a moment to thank Governor Hickenlooper — then they spent a few hours just saying the word 'Hickenlooper.'"