The Iowa Caucus -- How Close Was It?
Jan 06, 2012
Conan O' Brien: "Mitt Romney won the Iowa caucuses by defeating Rick Santorum by only eight votes. That's a record. To give you an idea of how close that is, if all of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives voted for Santorum, he would have won by 15."
Jay Leno: "Rick Santorum's campaign is celebrating the Iowa caucuses with a pizza party. Here's the embarrassing part: It was delivered by Herman Cain."
David Letterman: "There's already controversy with the Iowa caucuses. About a half hour ago, they found eight more votes for Al Gore."
Craig Ferguson: "Last night, Rick Perry said he was quitting the race. But then this morning, he said he's staying in. Hmm. Going back on his word? Maybe he'd make a good president after all."