Funnies from late-nite shows
Sep 02, 2009
Conan O'Brien: "Reporters in Washington are saying
that President Obama's hair has gotten visibly grayer in the seven months
since he took office. ... Amazingly, each of his gray hairs is the result
of a black hair and a white hair being brought together by Obama last
year."
David Letterman: "It's interesting to me that
since they've been out of office, Dick Cheney has really got his nose
out of joint. Have you noticed this? He's out there. He's upset. He's
attacking people. He's shooting his mouth off. And now he is criticizing
the Obama Administration for looking into the CIA torture policy. ...
He says...'You shouldn't be looking into the CIA torturing policy.' He
made that announcement, then...he went back to his private island to hunt
human prey."
Craig Ferguson: "Jenna Bush was hired as a correspondent
for the 'Today' show. People wonder if her dad was a factor in her getting
the job. If he was, it looks like she overcame it and got the job anyway."
