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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late-Night Humor

Oct 01, 2009
David Letterman: "And then the Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave a hate speech and I thought to myself, where's that 'you lie' guy when you need him?"

 

David Letterman: "But if I could now, in all seriousness, I'd like to say a couple of words about Ahmadinejad. Short and ugly."

David Letterman: "Hey, listen to this. You know the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin? Boy, I know her. She's traveling all over the world now, speaking gigs. And she went to Hong Kong and gave a speech and people who heard the speech said it was articulate, it was well prepared it was compelling. It's a year late, but..."

Jimmy Fallon: "But tomorrow, President Obama will be the first president to chair the UN Security Council. That's pretty cool. Meanwhile, Joe Biden became the first vice president to spend six hours in a Brookstone massage chair."

Jimmy Fallon: "Vice President Joe Biden spoke at a retirement home in Maryland today to reassure senior citizens about healthcare reform. The seniors didn't really care what Biden said in the speech, they were just happy to outlive it."


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