Sep 01, 2009
David Letterman: "Well, the Obama family is taking
a vacation up there in Martha's Vineyard. It is a good time for the President
to take a vacation, I think. I mean, everything is fixed, right? Well,
why not knock off?"
David Letterman: "Did you hear about this? ...
According to financial experts, including Ben Bernanke, the recession
may be over. Great, wait till we tell the 11 million people without jobs!"
Conan O'Brien: "A lot of new information coming
out about the CIA interrogation techniques. They're investigating the
CIA on interrogation of terror suspects. And it was reported now that
CIA torture techniques include making terror suspects wear diapers. ...
The CIA calls this technique 'The Larry King.'"