Another Primary: Who's Up, Who's Down?
Jan 12, 2012
Jimmy Kimmel: "The New Hampshire primary is a tough one for the candidates who don't do well because this is the night when many of them realize, 'I served all those people pancakes for nothing.'"
Conan O'Brien: "Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than Barack Obama. After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked Castro for his endorsement."
Jay Leno: "You know the difference between Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and Tim Tebow? When God tells Tim Tebow to run, he wins."
Conan O'Brien: "During the GOP debate on Saturday night, Jon Huntsman spoke Chinese. Not to be outdone, Newt Gingrich ate Chinese."
