Comics Celebrate the Fourth
Jul 06, 2011
Jimmy Kimmel: "The Senate canceled their vacation to work on the budget. Either they really can't agree or they're looking for an excuse to not go on vacation with their families."
David Letterman: "A lot of people are taking time off for the holidays. For instance, Rod Blagojevich is going away for a while."
David Letterman: "We're celebrating our independence from the British. I hope that in a couple years, we'll be able to celebrate our independence from the Chinese."
Conan O'Brien: "Anthony Weiner is reportedly involved in choosing his successor. The first question he asked his potential replacements is, 'What's the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all?''