Jay & Co. on Obama's Surprise Announcement
May 15, 2012
Jay Leno: "President Obama has come out in support of gay marriage. He said his position has been evolving for years. Miraculously, he saw the light just in time for tonight's big Hollywood fundraiser. What are the odds?"
Craig Ferguson: "I'm a little surprised how much everyone in show business wants a second term for Obama. An over-hyped sequel with a bloated budget — that's not the Hollywood I know."
Jimmy Kimmel: "President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has been going through an evolution on the issue. That makes opponents on the far right doubly angry. They don't believe in gay marriage or evolution."
Conan O'Brien: "The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced Obama to come out in favor of it. So, in a related story, millions of Americans are trying to get Biden hooked on pot."