Jay Looks at the First Federal Income Tax
Aug 10, 2010
Jay Leno: "This week in 1861, the first federal income tax was instituted to pay for the Civil War. These days, we don't worry about that kind of stuff. Our wars are paid for by our grandchildren."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Yesterday was President Obama's birthday. He turned 49 years old, if you believe the liberal media."
Craig Ferguson: "President Obama had dinner with Oprah and her friend Gayle on his birthday. Gayle said it was an honor to have dinner with the leader of the free world and President Obama."
Jay Leno: "In Portland, Oregon, a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand was shut down by the police because she didn't get a $120 business license. On the bright side, by closing her business, she's now eligible for a $108,000 government bailout."