Late-Night Hosts Say Goodbye to bin Laden
May 04, 2011
Jay Leno: "The good news: Osama bin Laden is dead. The bad news: there is no bad news."
Jimmy Kimmel: "I would like us to kill bin Laden every Sunday night. It makes for a much brighter start to the week."
David Letterman: "There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix-up and he was greeted by 72 vegans."
Craig Ferguson: "Apparently, members of al-Qaida are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in al-Qaida just got a promotion."