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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late Gifts and Unkept Promises

Jun 13, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "Last weekend President Obama's daughter, Sasha, turned 11 years old. Sasha didn’t ask Obama for a present — she’s still waiting for him to deliver the gifts he promised three birthdays ago."

Jay Leno: "Remember when Obama was campaigning? Didn't he say he was going to close Guantanamo Bay? Apparently, he just meant for renovations."

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama's campaign is spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial hitting Mitt Romney's business record. Though Obama’s made some bad business moves too — like spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial."

Jay Leno: "There was another drone attack ordered by the White House last night: They sent Joe Biden out to give a speech."

 

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