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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Mega Millions and April Fools

Apr 05, 2012

Jay Leno: "Last week was the big Mega Millions drawing. Mega Millions, isn't that Mitt Romney's Secret Service code name?"

Jimmy Fallon: "On Saturday the Empire State Building went dark for an hour to draw attention to climate change. Of course, 10 endangered eagles then crashed into the building."

Jimmy Fallon: "Sunday was April Fool's Day and get this: Mitt Romney's staffers played a prank on him by staging a campaign event in an empty room. Or as Newt Gingrich put it, 'My staffers have been playing that prank on me for six months!'"

Jay Leno: "I think even President Obama realizes the Obamacare thing is not looking good in front of the Supreme Court. He's starting to downplay it. Like, today, he called it Bidencare."

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