More from Jay on the President's Trip
Nov 11, 2010
Jay Leno: "President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money."
Jay Leno: "Obama says India is one of our most important trading partners. We give them our jobs and they give us . . . Wait, what do we get?"
Jay Leno: "The President’s trip was cut short due to volcanic ash. That’s the second time his plans have been disrupted by ash. The last time was when the Democrats went down in flames."
Jimmy Kimmel: "What if Bristol Palin wins ‘Dancing with the Stars?’ She can't dance. She's not a star. The only part of the show that applies to her is ‘with the.’"