Undelivered Holiday Packages and a Lost Drone
Dec 19, 2011
Jay Leno: "Iran is now in possession of an American drone. When I heard that I thought, 'Oh, my god, they captured Joe Biden?'"
Conan O'Brien: "The other day, someone threw a pair of shoes at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Iran has captured the shoes and is studying their technology."
David Letterman: "Michele Bachmann is picking running mates. That's like the Colts picking out Super Bowl rings."
Craig Ferguson: "A lot of packages this time of year get lost. That's awful. You're promised something great. You wait and wait and wait. But nothing good ever comes. It's like voting for Obama."