Updates from the Egypt Situation…
Feb 04, 2011
Jay Leno: "The big rumor: Sarah Palin said she may run for president. I understand there's an opening in Egypt."
Jay Leno: "President Mubarak came out of the presidential palace today and saw his shadow; six more weeks of rock throwing."
Stephen Colbert: "These days it seems like you can't have an armed street mob without it turning ugly."
Jon Stewart: "Alright, Hosni. Now you've gone too far. Hands off Anderson Cooper. There is not to be a silvery wisp out of place on that man's glorious head."
Jay Leno: "Experts now say the protests in Egypt were started by bloggers. Bloggers started the whole thing on Facebook. In fact, the No. 1 choice to replace Mubarak — Justin Bieber."