The Mega Millions lottery is now valued at $1.6 billion. Despite having just a 1 in 302.6 million chance of winning, farmers are already dreaming up ways to spend the money.
[Having trouble imagining what you’d spend the money on? Here’s some suggestions.]
Here’s a few ideas we spotted on Twitter:
#AgPowerballDreams— Cody Swainston (@CodySwainston) October 20, 2018
A tractor for every implement so I never have to unhook or hook up anything.
Pay someone to host farmer meetings explaining how yield is not influenced by test weight. We may not have enough. #AgPowerBallDreams— Barry Christensen (@cagseeds) October 20, 2018
I wouldnt owe any more money on my cows #AgPowerballDreams— Jason Wilhelm (@crippletcattle) October 21, 2018
With some carry forward losses, guess who wouldn’t need to pay any taxes on a billion dollars.....— Faber (@dfaber84) October 20, 2018
I'm starting to take applications for a personal driver. Must be willing to work all hours of the day. Also needs to be proficient at driving bentleys and filling my beer bongs. #AgPowerballDreams— Cole Ledley (@deluxefishdaddy) October 21, 2018
Buy new parts to rebuild Lexion combine #AgPowerballDreams— Denny Vittetoe (@DV959) October 17, 2018
#AgPowerballDreams Remote control gates, pipe fences and the eradication of barbed wire, a head chute from this century that’s hydrolic, being as to afford the chemical that eradicates green briars and not have to hand pump it, and a farm truck with a door handle. #goals— Kate Miller (@the_meat_lady) October 20, 2018
#Agpowerballdreams. I’d tile all my ground every 5’; give all my customers free seed for life and open a Micro Brew featuring Fresh Pond Water— Fred Pond (@FredPond) October 19, 2018