Chuckles from Conan

Published on: 08:59AM Jul 15, 2009
Conan O’Brien: “In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. … Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we’re at 17.”


Conan O’Brien: “Since resigning as governor, many say Sarah Palin is now going to spend some time working on her memoirs. … Alaskans are saying they can’t wait to start reading Palin’s memoirs and then quit halfway through.”

Conan O’Brien: “President Obama’s in Italy to attend the G-8 summit, and he praised the Italians for being our ‘great allies.’ … He went on to say, ‘Except, of course, for any time we’ve ever been to war.’”

Conan O’Brien: “This is weird. It’s been reported that Saddam Hussein’s gun will be on display in George W. Bush’s presidential library. … Apparently, the gun will be on display right next to the book.”